THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004
A friend sent me this email and it was too funny, so I thought I would share it with all of you. The comments in [brackets] belong to my friend, but there were so good that I left them.
Here are the best headlines for 2004
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Do they taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [no comment required]
Pieces being sorted by KGrams at
8/15/2005 09:18:00 PM
5 comments(s):
Okay, the Uranus one made me laugh out loud!! That is darn funny!
By
Tammy, at
8/16/2005 8:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
By
Tina M, at
8/16/2005 9:30 AM
Sometimes, I just wonder about the press...
By
Mama Duck, at
8/16/2005 1:15 PM
lmao!
I love those!!!
By
Unknown, at
8/17/2005 11:59 AM
teh - yes, I too laughed out loud on that one. We are sick women aren't we? LOL
EA - Are you ok??? That looks like I've fallen and can't get up kinda laughter.
mama duck - I always wonder about the press.
i miei pensieri - welcome and thanks for stopping by. Glad I could make you laugh.
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KGrams, at
8/19/2005 10:46 PM
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